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An airplane takes off from the airport.
The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is
Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's
obvious by the silence that they don't get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters,
"I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no likee Chinese? Why dat?"
"You bombed Pearl harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."
"Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah.
That Japanese, not
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it doesn't matter,they're all alike."
Another thirty minutes of silence
Finally the First Officer says, "No likee Jew."
"Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
"Jews sink Titanic."
"No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all the same".